So everyone
If I were the Prime Minister of Australia someday 

 by default ,
And I was just like our beloved ,
one and only
Fat Tony ,

I would actually instead commit myself completely to back Australia 

 right from the very start and
on day one .

But when it comes down to Fat Tony ,

Sorry everyone Somehow ,
i  just forgot that was actually my job to do that,
1500 days ago.

So its of course ,
it’s better late than never.

I  now , love Australia 

My government has done everything in its power to sell us out reasonably quickly off to China 

 and unfortunately its just taking a lot longer than our government first expected for us to transition ,

The one that actually involves me ,
is going along faster.

We are also as a responsible government encouraging over Ten thousand Australian 

 people a week to go to Aussie Disposals and buy their new

A tent 

You only need a 5% deposit and no insurance.
And as a special bonus you have no rates .
Saving you $$$

Anyway as the Australian Prime Minister I want to categorically now state that as from today,
that im loudly announcing to everyone that will actually listen or not ,
that I love 

 Australia 

And my job as the foreign minister ,
oops ,
prime minister ,
is a blast.

I get to travel around everywhere with my rent a girlfriend all over the world , and
Get this

Its All just for free ,
I especially like the bar snacks and drinks at the hotel’s as thats all absolutely free to ,

So i fill up  my overnight bag to the brim with little bottles of grog and packets of peanuts before leaving the hotel.
I’m always jet setting around on  our old Australian airline Quantas and im doing my best as your country’s leader just selling the country off  everywhere i go ,
bit by bit , under the free trade agreement, and of course the odd  strengthening trade speil,
Thats what I announce publicly.
Il keep myself hard at it for you all untill there is nothing left .

China 

 have brought the most stuff off me so far and my great American mate Donald , well he wasn’t even interested in me,
They had to force him to meet me for a chat so I talked to him and in our one minute meeting I briefed him about our country’ quite generous and new free international gas and energy plan,

He then raised an eyebrow and then he reluctantly agreed to take some off our hands and that was that ,
As long as we paid the new American tariff he has placed on all American imports,
He will take heaps of it  from us ,
All for free,

Hmm ,
that deal just costs us lots then.
But who cares anyway.

Its great for our economy.

I also remembered to while I was there for that  one important minute and I confirmed us  Australians ordering a nuclear submarine that i believe for one reason is just like a  bad  Australian joke because we cant even bring it home to Australia as we are still a nuclear 

  free country ,
and we don’t actually even have some of the money thats needed for the new sub ,
and so I just put it on the tick  anyway and just like everything else ,
its on our country’s credit card ,
as Australia as a country doesn’t actually have any money left at all.
We are flat broke and badly in Debt.

And the government is now selling ourselves .

Funny thing there ,with the sub deal there is a sight government  formed  technicality,
believe it or not ,
we can actually park the new sub we buy at anytime in the future in the ports of Darwin,Brisbane and Melbourne
Because its  actually in Chinese waters not ours .
Thats ,
Just simply the
Australian Government and treason .

Brilliant

Everything  and every project that my government undertakes for you and when it comes to  finance we don’t have any money we  simplify borrow the money with no future plan to pay it off.
Or we take on foreign investors for building our new infrastructure,

But then once again we don’t own anything ,

Brilliant!

Well thats the plan.

But someone has thrown a silly 
Australian Revolution into the mix ,
what a joke , lol
as it wont get off the ground in my book as every Australian  just loves their Fat Tony and our lying politicians too much , and his modern Labour team and of course their modern future forward thinking and planning and of course their innovative modern government policies.

Take a
Look at Dick ,
he is so full of energy and as he is bright as a shining light ,
with his fantastic
Net Zero,
Plan
Oops
It was,
Labour , will just stick to their guns against the nerative  and pursue it no matter what the  public costs and as they say often that they have claimed to have a mandate of the Australian 

people

Is Dick Renewable?

Then comes next the worlds best treasurer Jimmy Boy ,
with a just publicity announced last night on the news ,
with massive black hole in his financial budget.
I guess that he must have failed mathematics at school.

Is Jimmy Boy Renewable?

And me  ,
your beloved Fat Tony ,
Im now unfortunately having to raise  Australian taxes and charges again now just to cover for Jimmy boys ,
bad bad bad ,
maths calculations,

Is Fat Tony Renewable?

He only just decided yesterday to back Australia 

Obviously to me he is backing Red China 

 all the way .

So the question Fat Tony,
With your announcement that you now backing Australia,
are you now classed in China and Australia as a double agent?

Our national debt is now well over a trillion dollars but it’s Melbourne Cup 

so we wont talk about that misinformation.

When it comes to truth telling an honest and transparent government our lot at the  
Australian Labour Party ,
is second to none with only a few unimportant sight half  truths accidentally ,
being told before the last election,
and no body voted for us anyway it was the good old 200 year , out of date preferential voting system that got us in power 

lol.,
Not the people.

It was just another accident that Jimmy’s budget contained a few minor errors , liquid paper will suffice ,
and that i had a slip
of the tongue ,
and I just quietly mentioned quite by accident  $275 cheeper power bill just as a passing comment on election day .

The media beat it up.

So all in all ,
my team is the best preforming team to sell Australia to the Communist ‘s ,
We get top dollar for her and China 

 are stupid enough to even ,
believe it or not ,
buy our waterways from us ,
in what was a historic bipartisan and totally a treasonous agreement between the Australian political parties,
they China ,
were dumb enough to by our ports and harbours off us .
lol ,
idiots.

Its 

 just water.

We at the Australian Labour Party as your dedicated national political team are totally committed to excellence, serving you and rebuilding Australia into the powerhouse that we once were.

How is this  even possible when we don’t own much of it anymore
Fat Tony ?

Is it a buy back scheme ?

Hmm ,
if China will buy the water at the beach ,
surly we can convince them next  Tony to buy our air that we breathe?

Brilliant Fat Tony

You have all the answers mate and you are such a blessing in disguise,
And I love 

 that pink tie Tony,
Its so becoming of you .

Are you free tonight?

Cheers xxx
Curlyg