Hello everyone ,
What a cracking day .

I haven’t actually done much at all this morning as I needed to go down the street and pick up a few things
For the party area .

The traffic in Graham St particularly was worse than ever , it was so bloody chocked up ,
everywhere.
I guess that the new trees are doing their job of providing the public with enough shade for sure ,
as we cant all  slip slop and slop on enough  sunscreen with the UVLight and global warming crisis.

Im Not sure where the carparks are anymore so like everyone i had to just at crawl pace  drive laps around wasting fuel and praying that someone’s reverse lights will light up soon ,
just in front of me .

Well  ,
someone must have heard me ,
as look theres one extremely rare Wonthaggi  carpark  hiding right there .

So i went to see Rod at Ranai first for some contact cleaning spray to service the mixer .

I then went for a look in JB hi fi and i walked out of the store with an interesting compact party light for the girls on the dance floor.

I also went to the Wonthaggi Hames Paint  Store where I had a giggle with Amanda as I brought the paint that i need for today and I shared with her this unwritten story.

Unfortunately I now need a new sign as iI saw
Jenny Milkins in the shop and she enquired about her old shop sign.
I said that the men who removed the signs folded them all up and I unfolded them as best as I could,
But im more than happy to pull them down and return them to her as Rod is doing up her shed and they are sentimental to the Milkins family.

So now i just have to tidy everything up and finish up the jobs that I have  in mind .
The problem is the list of jobs is getting so much longer than shorter.

I figure
Thats the reason why I need and want a special partner because then just like my old man,
old Curls ,
Then I  don’t have to ever finish any of them .

Brilliant

Then i had a brainwave ,
To go to into K mart and to buy myself some new handkerchiefs ,
as my old ones are a bit old and crusty .

I thought and the reason for doing so is what If my luck with the ladies changed and I were out on a hot hot 

 date ,
and i had to wipe something off my dates cheek ,
and I then pulled out of my pocket ,
a faithful old crusty hanky
lol
No

So
My mum ,
bless her ,
Back in the day when I lived at home she would actually take the time to iron all of my hankies for me believe it or not ,

But as a Batchelor ,
Ironing handkerchiefs is definitely not a high priority at all,

So I found the handkerchiefs section and while I selected them
i thought the same sort of thoughts about my old underwear.

Hmm one look at the boxer shorts up hanging on the shelf ,
a smile ,
and the deal was done.
I found myself a really helpful set of toy story boxer shorts.

Awesome

Because I went to the movies years ago with the boys to see toy story,
I remember It was such a fabulous and exciting story it was all about treating your belongings with respect ,
kiddos .

But to me I remembered while I was standing in Kmart that the main character in Toy Story,
was Woody .

Hmm

I thought that I at this age like many men I could maybe use a bit of a hand in that department.

So in theory I thought that if I’m wearing Woody downstairs,
Maybe with a lot of magic
He might just rub off a little bit on me and then I can proudly display him through my boxer shorts , naturally.

So I figured with that theory it’s definitely worth a shot .

I just ripped open the pack   of boxer shorts in excitement and expectation and ,
unreal Woodies Colour is
Code Red .

Looks like he also has a special warning sign attached.

Hmm
Maybe it means use the power of the boxers sparingly ,
as over use can cause fatigue and a cranky missus.
And a possible heart attack.

Lucky for me I never heed  the packet warnings .

So I’ll put on a pair today and hope like usually that my luck changes.

But now that I have the boxer shorts what do I do with those purple pills things?
As i certainly wont be needing them anymore .
Well
Maybe a sneaky combination

 is in order.
Every now and then .

So lots of painting is coming my way this arvo,
Mow the lawns that sort of thing.

But anything can happen now that I’m  wearing Woody ,
and plans with me always get changed.

So is everyone ready?

To infinity and beyond.

Cheers xxx