How is your government funding the excise cut Anthony?

It will add up to squillions of dollars i bet .
Hmm
A huge shortfall

Lets check Jimmy boys trusty abucus

You know he won it as a trophy when he graduated as an artist from university
He cant paint and he sure cant do mathematics.

Fifty billion
Hmm
Fifty thousand Million dollars

Pss they  all forgot  , too busy winging about the fuel cast scam they paid for six weeks fuel in advance and when the crisis hit we all hit them

We are raking it in on the inflated price and we as a government were absolutely price gouging the heard .

Now You are just borrowing even more money to pay the tax revenue loss robbing Peter to pay Paul and we the taxpayers pay the friggen interest payments on the money,

so in reality you have achieved absolutely nothing

The taxpayers foot the bill anyway and you then big note yourself ,
Like you care ,
once more .

Instead we need to actually open up our refineries ,
and become more energy self sufficient in Australia for a strong united future,
by simply just using our own oil and refining our own fuel under the  laws of the Australian emergency 

️ contingency plan

This  action then when in conjunction with your announcement of an excise  cut ,
will set Australia on a positive and steady course and make for the stability of our fuel prices  that we set for ourselves in the future and  it will help to keep Australian fuel prices low ,
no matter what is happening anywhere else overseas

All Australians will benefit financially from this plan .

This will also bring well needed stability and confidence into Australia across all sectors and out into our surrounding lands and into our most remote regions.

All of this is possible from an Australian government who actually cares about its people and its country.
A government who understands the cost of living crisis ,
and a  government that is extremely concerned about its citizens home living situations .

This will set the Australian Labour Party up for a historic third term victory ,
in the next hard fought rigged elections.

So theres a  just few good reasons for you to open the refineries Anthony ,
I have many more if you are interested.

And let Australia make much higher quality fuels than we actually import ,
right here at home

And the Australian Greens will be clapping and cheering as the exaust emissions readings with our new hi octane fuels ,
the  emissions readings drop to near zero ,
with  the use better quality fuel 

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So its a big win for the environment and the Green movement.

Im sure that when our Australian made fuel its available for purchase at the pump

Australians will flock to buy it ,
as not only will you get Australian  very hi quality and freshly made fuel ,
you also will get Australia points on your rewards card to go with it as you are a member of the new Team Australia 

Where everyone is a winner on the points .

So every litre that you purchase  and the points are a record of you helping to resurrect our country

So its a win win for Australia with heaps of jobs for the boys and girls i. The petrochemical sector 
and i believe that the relevant unions are now ready to fully assist in every way possible to get this operation up and off the ground and running efficiently as a matter of our
National Security .

This will be the most popular decision that you have ever made as our Australian Prime Minister Anthony .

No wonder you are so loved by the people.

Cheers xxx
Curlyg