But in the Australian lockup ,
The artist ill mention to Fat Tony
his name is
Brutus 
and his favourite cell mates are x treasonous , lying cheating Australian 🇦🇺 politicians

I do have a fantastic joke that fits here but i think its just a little bit too inappropriate to tell

So instead ill let you all close your eyes  and open your mind just for a few ugly seconds ,
and  can you now see  the picture for yourself ,
And just how  super affectionate and protective of his  new cell mates ,
our Brutus is ?

The funniest part is he is quite real

They all get one each

So Fat Tony ,
once again i advise you to stock up on toothbrushes man
As i think you need to clean  your teeth more regularly as we wouldn’t want to get ourselves a cavity now,

that needs a filling

As guess what
Fat Tony ,

Brutus  is our very own qualified jail dentist ,
and   believe me he is an expert at filling cavities really fast man ,
so that there’s not much chance of an infection as we don’t want that

We  instead want you to be healthy happy and safe and comfortable while living in your new government provided public housing on the inside

And I think you can forget a government pension ,
all of you  crettin’s
as you actually all owe us ,
and you will all loose your assets as proceeds of crime in our Australian 🇦🇺 courts

The funny thing is
You made those rules
lol

I agree entirely with them

Life in Australia 🇦🇺 is now so hard
Jail seems to actually be the easy option for you

Have a nice day ,
and i  do also want to remind you all ,
that are  actually on the Australian 🇦🇺 Government payroll

That Treason
is a crime ,
even in your local shire

So i hope you like a little bit of makeup Anthony
I bet it suits you you Comrade

Cheers xxx
Curlyg