Roll up Roll up 
to the Australian 🇦🇺 Big top

Its a four ring circus 
With fantastic acrobatic feats ,
done right in front of of you with a slide of beads and our balance of trade sheets and its brought to you by our favourite magician Jimmy boy and also our favourite bullshit but qualified ,
Artist 🧑‍🎨
with his faithful magical broken fiscal abacus and believe it or not 
In his first death and disaplinless act ,
he will demonstrate to all onlookers just how easy it is ,
to slide  a cool 😎 50 billion dollars out the backdoor , 
And in to the distribution centre

Where Fat Tony is working up a sweat dividing out the loot ,
stuffing his face with a crayfish at the same time in extacy  that accidentally on purpose he made way too dear for Australians to buy and  he sold most of them out to China 🇨🇳 of all places , 
The magic and tragic part of those is our good fisherman  everywhere don’t get any extra  money out if the deal they actually get less,
and just to make sure that they dont even take a bite of the bounty , 
they are all on film 24/7 on deck of their vessels,
so the Chinese can count the products coming on board and  then they can set the weekly price for our Comerades  by the hall tally

The third act is our acrobatic fuel ⛽️ begging hero 
You can see him way up in the air on a trapeze on a new even bigger Chinese wind tower that he has now taken the piss out of you and he has of course pre ordered on your behalf ,
at massively inflated prices and he has taken the liberty and no not the statue one but the liberty ,
of ordering heaps of disposable batteries  for over a billion dollars each , and cleverly ,
they are non repairable ,
 nor come with  any bloody warranty  

Hmm
So they could last a week or twenty years it depends on the engineering actually 
So when something stuffs up we apparently then just order and install a new one at a dearer price and start again 

Brilliant 

Hmm 

Hang on a minute 
they are being installed absolutely everywhere 
All Around Australia 🇦🇺 
Like mushrooms popping up in paddock 

Im stopping the story there to make comment 

If you go to my website and look at my Renewable Energy concept plan and get to the battery storage part you may notice my batteries in my plan are actually the transmission lines 

Spiral wrapped like plaiting rope over the existing lines  to increase capacity immediately and immensely 

They don't need warranties as they dont degrade 
And our animals keep their scarce bush habitat 

We can manafacture the new line right here in Australia 🇦🇺 
and create real jobs and a smart renewable battery plan 

My idea then is to cancel all  current orders for big battery’s and wind turbines and return the uninstalled infrastructure  we are holding back to China 🇨🇳 expecting a full refund 

They wont be impressed at all 
but who cares? 

It is an opportunity to save ourselves 

So go have a look and sign on as any caring environmental  person once they read the concept 
will certainly do 

Less lithium mining is a bonus 

Cheers xxx
Curlyg