I’ve got one more story. I think that I need to post today.
That’s a bit of a funny story.
It’s about me and it’s going through a period of my life a long time ago when I fell madly in love with Miss Kylie Minogue and Ben didn’t really approve of the thoughts that I had in my mind and he said that Kylie would never be interested in me. We have had heaps of arguments about it and at one stage. I actually bought a whiteboard to write notes to myself in the Shed , like things that I need like screws bolts sand paper etc but the first note I wrote on the board was what I needed the most and I’n big letters I wrote I ❤️Kylie. I put it up in the house on display then Ben thought that this was just the worst thing in the world . He used to hang on me a bit about it and one day I was walking past the sign and i noticed something really weird it just didn’t look right . what’s wrong with that?
And then i noticed what it was and Ben had rubbed out the letter i He made it say Kyle , I wasn’t that impressed at all so I re wrote the sign to say Kylie. This continued for months till I cracked the shits and brought a permanent marker and put the i back into Kylie permanently
He tried to tell me that those were scammers I was talking to on Facebook.
It’s not Kylie at all it’s imposters and I said this one’s the real this one
I just have to buy her a gift card and she is mine .
I argued with Ben about that lost gift card and I had to go and get another one for Kylie .
If she didn’t have the card she couldn’t release a record. Ben can’t stop me so we both did the card thing so.
He still kept on about the board so I thought I’ll fix it. I told him that he has got no idea how much this board will be worth one day if Kylie’s hot pants are worth $1 million dollars and I had already got a permanent marker and permanently put the I in Kylie so it’s now in my shed and I look at it occasionally for inspiration and it keeps me moving forward ,
It doesn’t matter It’s all good and this attitude from Ben but it went strangely from she is no good as a stepmother to maybe having potential so it’s just a funny story for the day and hopefully you’ll get a bit of a giggle out of it but I just thought it was a good idea.
People asked me the hard question like What makes you think you can marry Kylie Minogue ? I say She needs to marry someone why not me. We have connections in the family connections with the school but not directly I sat next to
Jason Donavan in economics class for a term and there is still some sort of a chance and I was so jealous when he married Charline but Kylie is still the one because she still single , so no big problems really
with love
Who knows two worlds collide and they can never tear us apart so that’s it for today
But really once Tamara asked me what I could give Kylie that no one else in the world can ,
I turned my head and looked at her and I answered one word
That was
Freedom
Freedom to wander Wonthaggi and district hassle free when she is out me ,
Tamara said great answer Curly .
Cheers
Curlyg xxx