Hello everyone,

Since I have been single and it has been for so long  now ,
and I seem to have become a bit of the Christmas grinch here and I have failed to buy anyone else anything as a gift at all.

It wasn’t my plan it just panned out that way until yesterday.

I was in the main street and after probably winning tattslotto ,
and getting a carpark somehow ,
And with no abuse .

I hit the shops ,
with a boy orientated shopping list in my hand and I got to it .

First cab off the rank and I found myself a nice new whiting rod just hiding there on the rack at Cargills and I hummed and hared with Andrew do I don’t i ,
and I decided in the end not to buy it .
So i left the store with a handful of pre rigged whiting rigs ,
All ready to go .

Off I went to Michells at the two dollar shop down in Mcbride Ave and I thought that I had already gotten everything that  I needed there and I then headed over to the counter ,

And thats when I saw it and my heart jumped into high gear and as i picked it up ,
the smile i had must have perplexed the lovely mannered young lady that served me .

I thought
Thats me
Im a grandad patiently waiting to be ,
and its all happening so soon now ,
of the imminent arrival of two very special order ,
beautiful girls .

I just have to have that sign ,
And because its happening so soon i can just get some practice being a pop in the time being.

So I modified the sign with a pink texta as it was anatomically incorrect and now its written in their  Mothers favourite Colour

No one will ever know .

Except me
So shh everyone,

And she will be right .

Cheers xxx
Curlyg