Lesson  number three

Good morning everyone,

I know it’s Christmas so we will be brief today for our last lesson of the year.

Today we tackle the interesting subject of chemistry.

Don’t groan Dick,
and sit up straight and pay attention young man.

So we all know that there is a thing called a chemical table ,
Right ,

It lets us know the molecular structure and make up of every single element.
They are god’s building blocks ,
for all life on Earth.

So can you tell the whole class Jimmy Boy and the truth for once this time ,
what is the chemical symbol for oxygen mate?

No not the stuff in your head buddy but the mathematical symbol will suffice .

Sheesh

Ok thank you Jimmy Boy for your correct answer.
It is of course simply,
O2

So children I wonder does anyone know if anything on Earth actually makes O2?

Yes Colin ,
May I hear your answer,

Well Sir ,
Trees do ,
with their special photosynthesis process
Where they take the dirty carbon dioxide out from the air with their leaves and they so magically convert the carbon dioxide into fresh new Oxygen for us to breathe and also to freshen up the world.

Very impressive Colin ,
You have actually paid some attention in class even without ever concentrating .

Its extra environmental bonus points for you ,
this week mate .
But before you sit down young man ,
I have another question for you.

Sit down over there in the corner
Fat Tony
You deserve punishment.

So ,
Is there anything else Colin thats here on earth that makes oxygen?

Colin hesitates and  he thinks hard for a second and answers no there is not sir.

I say ok class ,

Because this is a special chemistry class I have a very special lecturer for you  all today ,
he is super excited and enthusiastic to meet you all and he is waiting just outside to enter the door and make an interesting chemistry blackboard lesson ,
and he has such a wonderful informative presentation to you all .

Enter the room via side door.

Wow Its everybody favourite professor,
Julius Sumner Miller ,

Instantly everyone craves chocolate 

And everyone claps loudly to welcome the famous chocolate coated Professor ,
to centre stage .

He is pretty darn old and he just stood there like an old statue in silence for ages nearly asleep and half the class thought he was dead ,
until Brad yelled out loudly to him Professor

Oh he says hello boys and girls,
Have you been good this year?

I bet by the looks of you that you all have been , even Rohan at the back of the room .

So
Hmm
Where were we kids?
Ahh
Chemistry
A riveting subject.

Are you all ready?

What If  i told you all a sort of secret that water was also some magic hidden inside it just like the trees  do ?

Would you even believe me?

Let me now take you all on a short educational journey

On the scientific chemistry table ,
there is another element listed for something thats called Hydrogen.

Now in its pure form it can be really an unstable gas but as a fuel it is second to none .

It is part of the chemical and molecular make up  of plain old  tap 

 water at home
H2o
One part of water is made of Hydrogen
Two parts is Oxygen

So scientifically my boys and girls if we decide to actually decide to harvest the Hydrogen gas out of water we make pure oxygen,
We use the gas for fuel and we stop sucking the guts and the shock absorber out of our existing oil wells
We don’t  need to ever drill another oil well into oue Earth.

This will  also allow your generation to have better air quality than ever before in history.

Give us free power
Its all in my modelling but I’m not sure what order things come in but in the future its all on the list .

You will all be naturally energised ,
With extra oxygen contained in the air we all breathe and everyone will feel do much better.

The 100 metre world sprint record that is currently held by
Usain Bolt ,
will be smashed to pieces. Maybe by him .

Bugger A question,
Ok
What is it Glenn?

Quick it’s Christmas 

Professor just
Why is it so?

Ahh im  so glad that you asked me that question young man

Its like it is now with companies that are all just ass raping the Earth for profits over people and our environment .

Its called a government run scam .

So i guess everyone that the time has come for everything to change for the better and also I almost forgot that its someone special’s birthday today
And he definitely wants me to tell you all that he wants major change.

Stick to his commandments
You cant go wrong.

Thats the end of class kiddos until the new year
When the international environmental school will recommence and you get to have a say in your future.

So enjoy the love and special times with family and friends and spare a thought for those stuck on there own ,
Living in the gutter
In a street near you .
Especially in my country Australia
Where our government sends our people out to live on our streets at an alarming rate .

Mass immigration

Brilliant

Merry Christmas 

 everyone.
God bless you all.

Cheers xxx
Curlyg