I think everyone in Australia 🇦🇺 nearly ,
prefers you  more when you are out and actually on the piss man ,
as its the only friggen time that you ever have told the Australian 🇦🇺 People the truth about anything at all

So tell me
Are you still living with Jodie ?

I guess so ,
As she cant break her lucrative taxpayer funded government marriage contract ,
at all
Its waterbed tight

Its i guess just as watertight as our Chinese 🇨🇳 ports and harbours deal that you and your enemies all made together in another wonderful bipartisanship agreement

Well ,
the ship has now sailed ,
you think  so also
Fat Tony ?

But i think that you best get your ass off  to Alcoholics anonymous
And give up the piss man ,
i recon ,
because Jodie ,
will have to leave you next podcast night im sure ,
And next time the truth accidentally comes out on a  live comedy podcast broadcast  😜

Because they might this time just ask you what bloke ,
you  actually sexually prefer ?
Would love to bonk ?
and secretly we all already know  that the answer is ,
Our big renewable
Dick Bowen
And
Not just for his staying power ,
and his imported battery backup ,
but you are i know and understand that you
Fat Tony  are already really quite emotionally attached to him as well

So maybe check out
Jodie’s ,
whats her names contact ,
and see if they stitched her up for a place your new home time only ,
sport
and  just have yourselves a really good orgy and a wild old theesome

Oops i ment Labour convention

That way you can all get a grant ,
and claim it all on your tax return without a receipt

You made that law a few weeks ago I believe
So its just perfect

Hmm

Is there enough grog made in the world to put all three of you all in the mood Fat Tony ?

There are other methods available

But
There is one new  important rule though
You  Fat Tony have to participate for once and instead of being la lazy prick and just  playing the position of the only wide receiver
Now
You have to regularly change you position

You practiced that move a few weeks ago also with Jimmy boys awesome well received budget

So good news there for  Dick ,
he gets a rest to recover while you play
So probably not for long

You could all decide to sell the video as a communist fund raiser i recon ,
as you have nearly no supporters left now except for the Australian 🇦🇺 media

But thats another story that could actually change quite dramatically at the drop of a hat 🎩 i believe

So tarp up please Fat Tony you virile old stud muffin you,
We don’t
and our country cant afford ,
any more  friggen unplanned male pregnancies.

Good luck and ill just see it all on tape

Got to love the freedom we have here in Australia 🇦🇺
Especially in Canberra
Its
The land of the sewage farm

Well everyone there is just so full of shit

I’II drink to that everyone

Cheers xxx
Curlyg