Because
I still have five bucks left
And she ,
is certainly worth everything that i have
But i also come with a big heart ♥️
Thats for sure 👍🏿
So
Just Who is selling the tickets?
🎟️
Please 🙏
Johnny Depp?
I sorta don’t like my chances much ,
but Im certainly willing to loose everything that i have got for that one slight
Chance
to meet the beautiful princess 👸
in person
I can show you all that , thats the truth
Because once upon a time i actually entered a competition ,
to win lunch with Kyle Minogue ,
once ,
when she opened her own wine range to the world 🗺️ and the prize was to dine at the Gurdies winery ,
i think
Advertised for the wrong day of course to stop me joining them uninvited
But i couldn’t have even cared if the winery in question was in the far away land of South Australia 🇦🇺
because they have the best oysters 🦪 in the world i reckon Kackie
And im partial to a few hundred
a mouthful
But i really believed that I would win that date ,
Because as i had waited already for an eternity ,
In my mind just to meet my sweetheart
❤️
I told Tamara of my plans.
And she smiled as always ,
and thought why not give it a shot but you are not going to win Curly
As usual i didn’t listen at all went on my merry way and i even took up a brand new hobby,
Drinking wine 🍷
It wasn’t my favourite stuff for some interesting reasons while i was
growing up
But i wanted her so badly in my life ,
That i went straight to see my friend Sherie ,
at the bottleo shop on Philip Island
To buy myself a date a future
Or at least a definite hang over
Do dome of it was in my head
So ,
In my mind,
i was sorta winning anyway
But through some very cleaver marketing by the Princess,
Things were a bit different than i thought and i walked away ,
still in a straight line back to my petrol driven car
Broke but happy 😃 as
With not just one ,
but three bottles of Kylies wine 🍷
tucked under my hairy armpit
Well that actually brought me only one entry to the competition and a massive future hangover
But
Hmm
I thought it was well worth the risk
Wouldn’t you?
So Tamara was right
I didn’t win
Bugger
But the wine was sorta like Whisky 🥃 in a way ,
because it made me dream about her even more
Poor me
I just cant,
no matter what ever
Get her out of my head
So ,
Everyone is there another raffle coming up ?
as i have ,
i believe actually now doubled my chances at winning Love 🧡 at first sight because I’m doing a bit better now in the mind ,
and in in the finance department ,
because i now proudly have ren bucks to spend ,
so l get two
tickets 🎟️
This time
Who can do maths out of you kids anymore?
Well you do the maths and technical calculations on just how big my hangover is now from my new drinking problem ?
and guess what everyone ?
Its a unique problem i have
And its all the missus fault this time
She made me drink lol
And it was very nice indeed
Just pop a pack of Panadol first this time around
Have a nice day
🍻 Cheers xxx
Curlyg
