All aboard the gravy train
Stopping at a shire near you ,
Its jobs for the boys every where
As it keeps the unemployment figures down.
And  we work even less

And now we are privatising  everything in my shire

We Can now ,
only get buried in Wonthaggi and district on a Tuesday or a Thursday , because the Bass Coast Shire workers couldn’t be stuffed booking in an inspection of the hole

So the greedy shire sold it off to Springvale Cemetery Trust and grabbed the cash

Now if a bout of Covid oops,
  the flue ,
actually hits the oldies homes and a few extra die , m
As unfortunately happens

The dead bodies are ten deep stacked in the fridge and the grieving family’s have to sometimes wait for a few weeks ,
for a funeral to acutely occur.

The complete Australian government is a friggen disgrace

They all must go
The  people will take control of our country