But also
Our
Fat Tony
is a fantasising cross dresser and in his mind its now obvious that he is with the lovely princess 👸
Miss Kyle Minogue
He was just
Freshly married ,
i thought
and doing in his mind to our country exactly what he imagines he is doing to our beautiful Kylie
So to me with all that
The privileges of being the Prime Minister of Australia 🇦🇺 after he came out with the news
Made me think 🤔
Hmm
maybe i should put my hand up for that job
I have nothing at all to loose as i have tried to apply for it a few times myself on social media for a bit of a while
So funnily
Its finally got me interested in politics
That evil , corrupt, deceitful career
that just no hopers ,
in the real world do for work
But the privileges in my mind that go with that position mow apparently just encourage me to apply
For if i win ,
Then I can get pissed ,
and as loose as ,
and declare to the whole country and accidentally the rest of the world ,
that I would like Kylie to make me breakfast every single day
The big difference is that i am single
Fat Tony was madly in love with and just married
So with no further adue i had what i thought was a funny thought about our parliament and our politicians and miracles
And a bit of moonshine
And in the spirit of the Mafiosi and good old Italian Grappa
I think that we all now need to pass a new important bill in the Senate ,
at first sitting and presentation
That we the people of Australia 🇦🇺 declare
that every single politician in parliament ,
before every single setting in every house ,
and especially at what they call , question time ,
Have to all drink three shots of Grappa ,
before entering the house
Because in my mind after
Fat Tonys behaviour the other night in all the confusion of his unsolicited and completely un scripted confession everybody
missed the actual miracle
But I ,
didn’t
Because in all the years of him in Australian 🇦🇺 politics ,
that is the very first time that he has ever been honest
So lets get em all pissed and maybe they will do a better and more honest job of selling our country
Cheers xxx
Curlyg
