Even if he is a wanker and most men are

But also
Our
Fat Tony
is a fantasising cross dresser and in his mind its now obvious that he is with  the lovely princess 👸
Miss Kyle Minogue

He was just
Freshly married ,
i thought
and doing in his mind to our country exactly what he imagines he is doing to  our beautiful Kylie

So to me with all that
The privileges of being the Prime Minister of Australia 🇦🇺 after he came out with the news
Made me think 🤔
Hmm

maybe i should put my hand up for that job

I have nothing at all to loose  as i have tried to apply for it a few times myself on social media for a bit of a while

So funnily
Its finally got me interested in politics
That evil , corrupt, deceitful career
that just no hopers ,
in the real world do for work

But the privileges in my mind that go with that position mow apparently just  encourage me to apply

For if i win ,
Then I can get pissed ,
and as loose as ,
and declare to the whole country and accidentally the rest of the world ,
that I would like Kylie to make me breakfast every single day

The big difference is that i am single
Fat Tony was madly in love with and just married

So with no further adue i had what i thought was a funny thought about our parliament and our politicians and miracles
And a bit of moonshine

And in the spirit of  the Mafiosi and good old  Italian Grappa
I think that we  all now need to pass a new important bill in the Senate ,
at first sitting and presentation

That we the people of Australia 🇦🇺 declare
that every single politician in parliament ,
before every single setting in every house ,
and especially at what they call , question time ,
Have to all drink three shots of Grappa ,
before entering the house

Because in my mind after
Fat Tonys behaviour the other night in all the confusion of his unsolicited  and completely un scripted confession everybody
missed the actual miracle

But I ,
didn’t

Because in all the years of him in Australian 🇦🇺 politics ,
that is the very first time that he has ever been honest

So lets get em all pissed and maybe they will do a better and more honest job of selling our country

Cheers xxx
Curlyg

 

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