There as she said a while ago at being apparently Australia’s First Lady as she has already won every other prize on offer so she may as well win the booby prize

It comes with its special benefits and its special pitfalls

Well  first Kylie you have to copy Jodie and pretend to sleep with Fat Tony
So in reality you  certainly get your own room way down the other end of the lodge
In your own private wing

But the benefits and the social status that comes with that particular prestigious job are just absolutely endless  ,
just imagine free rent while you rent all your own properties out

Crayfish and wine
Lots of special trips home to mother China for inhouse  personal instruction  and panda feeding ,
yipee

A lifelong political pension for your hard work  ,
and leadership as you both live in absolute style ,
while my mates live in a a friggen Kingswood.
As thats the same thing isnt it
Another wonderful piece of Australia , just dead and gone

Who cares ,
we will import renewable energy everywhere into Australia destroying our forests and our ocean eco system in the name of cheep power
But it s not cheap because Jeff Kennet and Brownie sold our power supply in Victoria and everyone but Queensland followed suit
So forget the cheeper part of the equation
That was accidental government misinformation at the time.
Shh

The batteries we are building and importing are definitely not environmentally friendly but we will  sell the idea to our youth voters through our green branch of the wonderful ALP

They actually all easily brought that lie

The truth in the matter is its an imported environmental disaster and all just eventually just landfill

We have free piss up nights
With sponsor raffles  sometimes to the Top of The Town or that other more modern superheroes club The Daily Planet

If i fess up now i cant get into any more trouble than you  have actually caused me already Kylie

How dare you make me think like that i am freshly married to my beloved Jode.

Because she sleeps somewhere else i had a short experimental  night or two with my accountant Jimmy boy, recently
He may well prove to be the worlds shittest accountant  but at night and in bed he is an amazing and also very much a caring lover

But i have to tell you something darling Kylie

Im actually now fallen pregnant from a one night stand and it’s unfortunately not yours
Its not Jimmys either
Its Dick Bowens

We  both had a few drinks one night ,
and the whiskey or truth tonic came out ,
and god blimey i honestly dont know what happened ,
but he leaned in and we accidentally kissed a bit
Well it ended up a lot

God i love whiskey it makes me frisky

When his tongue accidentally entered my mouth every reader of this story just vomited ,
lol,
im sorry

Ok back to the story

It was electricity renewable of course Dick loves that shit

Next thing you know he was in Jodies underwear we keep in the cupboard just in case  mum visits
And my favourite colour Pink with Red Communist pin Stripes

Well stuff me was I was so bloody well turned on
And then things got hot and interesting as Dick started his special type of magic and he went straight to work

Meanwhile it reality it didn’t last very long because we both fine specimens are not fit and both pissed on triple distilled truth serum   and Dick has the stamina and staying power of a Chinese 🇨🇳
E V.
So it lasted realistically just a few short seconds of absolute  passionate   Labor love ,  renewable energy and ecstasy

Fat Tony suggests Dick takes a purple pill from the night stands he keeps for his previous intimate sessions with Kylie Minogue and they are pretty often
And renew his energy

But tonight it was prior to Far Tonys and Kyles engagement and getting together

So it wont hurt her because it was ages ago in politics speak ,
that actually means it was this week

So it was a tiring night for poor old Dick as he pounded away at his position as Fat Tony would not swap over as he was  actually enjoying it immensely

But their one crazy night of friendship had a high price

Unfortunately for everyone involved in the saga Fat Tony was obviously ovulating and he simply forgot protection because he was on the piss and unfortunately he accidentally fell pregnant ,

Now if Miss Kylie takes Fat Tonys hand 🤚 and the first ladys job
Fat Tony expects her to be their child’s mother

Thats a big call but they will be the first Australian couple to receive the new pregnant fathers centrelink payment

So look at the perks Kyle
You could be with the Prime Minister of Australia 🇦🇺
So many privileges come with the position and you defiantly get your own bed

Its a give me answer i recon

That you
Miss Kylie Minogue
You give me one date
You pay for everything because you can

I will be like Fat Tony and Star ⭐️ struck and most likely cry for ten seconds  first
and then ill be just me

I tell the truth all the time i don’t need whiskey as i have no secrets anyway

You have my phone number and your Dads blessing
Thats what Jack told me  a month ago

It made me smile alot
But thats another story

You rang that other bloke some years ago to ask him out
So maybe you could ring me this time around and I’m sorry but i fantasise  that you might

But i have to wait and see
Dreams sometimes seem to take forever in lfe to eventuate and impossible dreams take even longer

But good things come to those who wait

On our date i can tell just you exactly what they are ,
But it might take a few weeks for me to explain myself as im complicated but you have already read most of it i guess

Hmm
maybe like Fat Tony you can get me pregnant or at leat try  x

Is that called something like pegging sweetheart?

I would be happy really just with a cup of tea and a conversation that may just change the future.
It sounds interesting i think

I could ramble on forever thats sorta my plan in my fantasy land

So how do you say  goodbye 👋

Ok tell you what
Fat Tony its all your fault man that you are now expecting a kid and payments you are sexually irresponsible and must be made to use protection on that Dick next time you sip whiskey

The good news is that they make special condoms for your anal pleasure that are ribbed and pimpled
Called Rough Rider
See you like them already you sex machine you

So next time tarp uo Prime Minister
And practice what you preach to our children
Safe sex please and no more pregnancies with our Kylie

I cant understand how someone like you is in charge of my country

You politicians are disgraceful creatures and are going to all be punished and stripped of all of your personal and family assets

Fall on your sword

Cheers xxx
Curlyg